Common Sam sayings, by Sean


Feeds Sheba human food

"I'm hungry"

Tells Sheba to shut up

"Sheba get out you nasty"

Takes socks off

Puts socks on

"My stomach hurts"

Talks about Con

"My head hurts"

"My knee hurts"

Tells story that ends with crying

Talks about Keith

Talks about Klaus

Talks about boy bands

"Ow Sheba"

"I'm gonna punch you."

"Jesus Christ!"

"Oh, my God"

"I'm cold."

Starts a sentence with "So!"

Hits Sean

Tells Sean to shut up

"I want candy

"I want (anything not open at 3am)"

"I wanna go to Hot Topic"