Sleeps at work
Sleeps while others work
Dad joke
Laughs at own joke
Talks about car audio install
Wrongly describes sys operation
Snores while sleeping
Over-explains why he was late
Talks about how tired he is
When I was debrief...
When I was deployed...
Gets hurt attempting to play a sport
Starts a long story when your trying to leave
Takes credit for an Airmans work
Describes how a car works
Lies for no reason