asshole lance

Shit my asshole cousin says & does, by AUTF

 

Negs Cody

Negs Shannon's relationship

Negs Brads Job

His Job > My Wife's

Tucson > San Diego

Brag about house

"We can just disagree on that!"

Criticise his Mom

Back Handed compliment to me

No Thank You card/gift

Save's < $1.00

Leaves sheets on bed

Shows off pictures

Back Handed Compliment to my Wife

Back handed Compliment to Daughter

Has his wife take dictation

Justify his wife

Talk 10 minutes

Argue an opinion

Dismiss a hobby

Bitch about Facebook/Internet

Bitch about an old friend

Explain why someone else is stupid

Childhood story of me

Establish himself as Patriarch