Brenda Bringo

Welcome to Irelacago., by Kevin

 

Mentions Ireland

Mentions Chicago

Unsolicited book report

Sneeze,sneeze,sneeze, cough

"Who is this?"

"Is this music OK?"

Personal call on the clock

Talks about her stupid children

Something from "Discovery"

A story so boring the entire staff ignores it

A question so stupid the entire staff ignores it

Asks before looking

Gets all butthurt when Nicola is done putting up with her for the day

Cusses like it's her first time

"Wait..."

Freaks out when the mailman is outside

Freaks out when the Lamb Center lady is outside

Freaks out when a customer is outside

A new blow to a joke that died ages ago

I can't remember what she's talking about

Jen threatens violence

Desperately by ties to assert authority over a new employee while she still can

Some Michael Pollan bullshit

Mentions an imaginary ex

Ruins a pleasant silence