X Factor Bullshit Bingo

They can't say this again, can they?, by Louis Walsh

 

You nailed it.

You took the song and... 'made it your own'.

That's four, big, fat, yeses.

Simon winks.

I didn't like it....I lllloved it!

A million percent yes.

You're the one to watch.

I want you in the final.

You remind me of a young (insert name of pop idol).

The real dark horse of the competition.

That was world class.

Simon exaggerating again e.g That was the worst performance I've ever heard in the history of this competition in the world, ever!

You look hideous.

I don't think you realise how good you are.

That was a complete and utter disaster, from start to finish.

You will go on to sell records.

I would buy that tomorrow.

Stripped back.

You gave it your all.

Every week this guy comes out and gives it 110%

I appreciate the judges comments and take them on board.

You have star quality.

You've got the likeability factor.

Whyaye whooahra gies a nemackatooba (anything Cheryl says).

OMG, this is harder than I thought.