"You always do this!"
"Just behave for once"
"I'm not talking to you when you're like this"
"Just shut up"
"Can't take him anywhere"
Someone starts crying
"She's a pain in the arse"
*SLAP*
"It's like he doesn't even care"
"I'm not looking after him/her"
"Do you have to?"
"We might have to break up"
"He's like a child"
"For f**k's sake"
"Please not tonight"
Something bad about their sex life