COC Mentioned |
Sales person thanked by name |
Multiple sales people thanked by name |
Development thanked |
Regions thanked |
Customer story |
Terrible joke |
subtle mention to hurry up release |
"get "er done/Get it done" |
"TMS Magic" |
"FLashSystem Technology" |
Reference to the godliness of Andy |
At least 2 VPs mentioned |
VP Re-org mentioned |
Describes how great VP reorg is |
New plan proposed to change everything that changes nothing |
At least 5 acronyms used nobody knows |
quickly skip over the most important slides |
IBM said over 25 times |
mentions "to those who can"t see the slide show is in the e-mail" |
meeting goes over allotted time |
meeting starts 10 minutes late |
time for only 1 question |
phone provides no questions |
positive spin on abysmal report |