All Hand Ace

25 all hands, by

 

COC Mentioned

Sales person thanked by name

Multiple sales people thanked by name

Development thanked

Regions thanked

Customer story

Terrible joke

subtle mention to hurry up release

"get "er done/Get it done"

"TMS Magic"

"FLashSystem Technology"

Reference to the godliness of Andy

At least 2 VPs mentioned

VP Re-org mentioned

Describes how great VP reorg is

New plan proposed to change everything that changes nothing

At least 5 acronyms used nobody knows

quickly skip over the most important slides

IBM said over 25 times

mentions "to those who can"t see the slide show is in the e-mail"

meeting goes over allotted time

meeting starts 10 minutes late

time for only 1 question

phone provides no questions

positive spin on abysmal report