Surviving Boxing Day Dinner

Surviving dinner with my extended family, by Ashleigh

 

"I'm not a racist but..."

"Those gays"

Look at this deer I killed

Only taking one international vacation this year

"I'll be dead soon"

"nuke the Middle East"

"terrorists"

"That Wynne woman"

"Don't get me started on Trudeau"

"You've lost weight"

"So how much more school do you have"

"Are you still in school?"

"Someone needs a good spanking"

"I need another drink"

Loud obnoxious toy

"LRT is a Terrible Idea"

At least six meat dishes

"We're not doing this next year"

Teens too fragile to wash dishes

We should let Miles eat meat

"You're too smart for us"

Aunt Cath and Grandad flirting

Insulting James

Insulting my dad

Complaining about lazy people on social assistance