Mullet
All camo'd out
Confederate flag
Unnecessary Bluetooth
Fatty eating more fatty food
Animal Americana shirts
Midget
Super sunburn (with white stripes)
Animal print leggings
Viking beard
Fishing hook on hat
Stickers still on baseball cap
Double popped collar
Afro pick
Douchebag... No really douche-y
Sugar daddy... Put a couple of thousand into her and she'll look good
Tricorner hat
Top hat
Unicycle
Man purse
Beard with Mohawk
Socks with sandals
facial piercing
Unnecessary scarf
Moobs