Dad watching football

Things my dad says while watching Arsenal, by Son


Criticising commentator for being biased

Says everyone hates Arsenal

Criticising Iwobi

Says Wenger has no passion

Says all we do is "stupid flicks"

"Let him bring you down"

"He shoulda went down"

"You're allowed to do sure"

N Word

Mentions empty seats

Voices a player sarcastically

Compares a current player to an Invincible

Mentions Time Wasting

Asks "who?" when someone is subbed on


"What is the point of that substitution?"

"Negative football"

"Go to him"

"Awk, what was that?!"


"You picked them!"