Sings hallelujah
Makes an unrealistic prediction about his future
Listens to something at max volume in front of you
Drinks more than a bottle by himself
Asks for a ride
Fails to read the room (you'll know)
Sings any Disney song
Fails to hit the high note
Brings doughnuts home from work
Orders Chinese food
Turns a conversation sexual
Talks about a superhero movie/ TV show
Wrecks the kitchen to make one meal
Talks about his sex life
Has a friend over
Talks on the phone with a friend using speaker
Tells you about a parody song he's working on
Falls asleep with his door open and lights on
Complains about a bill
Talks about a flash mob
Continues to talk to you when you're clearly not giving him the time of day
Complains about the world treating him unfairly
Wears cookie monster pajama bottoms
Ruins a good time
Compares himself to a fictional character