[ ] There's a 20+ yard pass.
[ ] A player cries.
[ ] A car commercial makes you cry.
[ ] The camera shows a celebrity in the crowd.
[ ] A player kisses his fingers and points to the sky.
[ ] A player is penalized for anything.
[ ] There's a field goal.
[ ] There's an interception.
[ ] There's a baby or animal in the commercial.
[ ] yells at a referee
[ ] hints that this could be Tom Brady and Bill Belichick's final season
[ ] a coaches challenge
[ ] tries to convince you that the Rams have a chance to win.
[ ] a commercial makes a heavy-handed appeal at wokeness.
[ ] someone makes a first down
[ ] someone on screen has their face painted
[ ] one of the players shows up in a commercial
[ ] someone at the party is falling asleep in the corner
[ ] Someone makes a touchdown
[ ] Justin Timberlake survives the halftime show without a malfunction -OR- there is a wardrobe malfunction (fingers crossed)
[ ] Camera shows wide pan stadium's city
[ ] Fireworks go off
Player injured
Overly cooked tv graphics
Slow motion yelling