Dave Bingo

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Dave randomly disappears

Dave gets an autobiography from a random stranger

Dave has universal epiphany

Dave fights a bouncer

Dave fights a strangers battle for them

Dave gets messiah complex and wades in

Dave meets someone he knows through the family

Dave talks about drugs

Dave tells you he loves you

Dave has 15 min 1-2-1s under guise of having a smoke

Dave tells a story that ends in a totally different story

Dave gets paranoid and angry but then realises the importance of true friendship. Then teaches us about it

Dave says 'let me just say...'

Dave says 'fair'

Dave makes a random and obscure literary/music reference

Dave tells a story about a time he was really fucked up

Dave says 'my point is thus'

Dave charms a random aggressive stranger