Dave randomly disappears
Dave gets an autobiography from a random stranger
Dave has universal epiphany
Dave fights a bouncer
Dave fights a strangers battle for them
Dave gets messiah complex and wades in
Dave meets someone he knows through the family
Dave talks about drugs
Dave tells you he loves you
Dave has 15 min 1-2-1s under guise of having a smoke
Dave tells a story that ends in a totally different story
Dave gets paranoid and angry but then realises the importance of true friendship. Then teaches us about it
Dave says 'let me just say...'
Dave says 'fair'
Dave makes a random and obscure literary/music reference
Dave tells a story about a time he was really fucked up
Dave says 'my point is thus'
Dave charms a random aggressive stranger
Dave will come up with a completely unfeasible plan
Dave suggests an unfeasible distance to walk
Dave tells a random girl she's beautiful
Dave starts a story with ‘like err.....’
Dave disappears for a cigarette and betrothes a random
Dave is surprisingly hanging early....?
Dave puts his hands on a random stranger in a familiar way
Dave breaks something
Dave says 'ill do that thing after I have this drink/joint
Dave gives you a pep talk that is well meaning but unnecessary
Dave is unnecessarily contary
Dave takes you for a toke on the beach
Dave says 'seen'.
Dave gets a call from beth
Dave tells a story that includes 'YOU were there!'
Dave mumbles something unintelligible
Dave gives someone who is absent a compliment
Dave forgets an important detail