Shit Mom Says

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Don't pick on me

You don't even know

Retire in 2 years

I only slept...

SH rent

SH remodel

I should just quit

We move in together

SH move out

Sell Seattle house

I hardly eat meat

My friend from...

Quit smoking pot?

I'm worried about you

You look tired

You look skinny

Haircut

She can read

I taught her how to...

Blatant lie

Contradiction

I'm an independent

2nd baby

Another concert?

Burden