... But just bear with me...
I'm going to try not to cry.
I wasn't planning on giving my testimony today
I have the best roommates ever/best room ever
Jokes about height of/adjusting the microphone
Awkward pause for longer than 5 seconds
Greeting the audience in a non-English language.
A space of at least 20 seconds between testimonies.
Awkward confession or hinting at a confession.