LDS Fast Sunday

Commonly used cliches and phrases in lds fast Sunday meetings. , by


... But just bear with me...

I'm going to try not to cry.

I wasn't planning on giving my testimony today

I have the best roommates ever/best room ever

Jokes about height of/adjusting the microphone

Awkward pause for longer than 5 seconds

Greeting the audience in a non-English language.

A space of at least 20 seconds between testimonies.

Awkward confession or hinting at a confession.