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Insults Kirsten

Does NOT speak for 30 minutes

Needs to be hushed by ChristiƱe

Mentions his mysterious job

Tells a stupid joke

Complains about bartender

Complains about food

Politely confronts Kirsten

Brings own drink

Gets in an argument

Brings up Trump

Complains about venue

Talks about hacking

Mentions his bed time


Brags about his intelligence