Sings hallelujah |
Makes an unrealistic prediction about his future |
Listens to something at max volume in front of you |
Drinks more than a bottle by himself |
Asks for a ride |
Fails to read the room (you'll know) |
Sings any Disney song |
Fails to hit the high note |
Brings doughnuts home from work |
Orders Chinese food |
Turns a conversation sexual |
Talks about a superhero movie/ TV show |
Wrecks the kitchen to make one meal |
Talks about his sex life |
Has a friend over |
Talks on the phone with a friend using speaker |
Tells you about a parody song he's working on |
Falls asleep with his door open and lights on |
Complains about a bill |
Talks about a flash mob |
Continues to talk to you when you're clearly not giving him the time of day |
Complains about the world treating him unfairly |
Wears cookie monster pajama bottoms |
Ruins a good time |
Compares himself to a fictional character |